Friday, June 03, 2005

Quotes of the week

Jonny Vegas (18 Stone of idiot)

'They are building a 24 hour Casino in Blackpool to rival Las Vegas - it shuts at half eleven'

Dave Spikey (8 out of 10 cats and Phoenix nights)

'Tesco are now doing funerals - brings a whole new meaning to shop till you drop'

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