People who read this blog will know that I love my reality t.v and last night I tuned into channel 5’s ‘The Farm’ at 10pm. I hadn’t really planned to watch it as I’d missed last year’s series and I know Brother is looming on the horizon but I was sat cringing at the Grange Hill reunion so decided to switch channels. It was a wise move as the line up of celeb’s on the farm made me grin with delight and soon I was horizontal on the sofa laughing my head off. The line up includes the likes of Charlene Tilton from Dallas, Lionel Blair, Keith Harris and Orville, Flava Flav the rapper, Ron Jeremy the porn star, Emma B and Emma Noble (models), Cicciolina the Italian Mp and porn queen and erm… Dave Morgan??? (he’s the ex boyfriend of Eastenders star Jessie Wallace aka Kat Slater.
So with a sterling line up of class acts and the odd non descript I sat ensconced in front of my telly and let events unfold, watching them ask who each other were! The first item that tickled me was shortly after black rappers entrance, as he was chatting to the other celeb’s there was a freeze frame and the presenter said ‘if Flava Flav wasn’t black he’d be Jimmy Saville! After that comic gem I keeled up at Flava Flav’s remark to Emma B and Emma Noble about it being the ‘Emmy awards’ as he drooled over the models parading before his lecherous eyes. Later in the show the camera followed keith Harris as he put his ventriloquists doll ‘Orville’ to bed and remarked the Flava Flav had just flew in but hadn’t used a plane! Next the camera lingered on Keith Harris outside talking to non entity Dave Morgan. Harris remarked about getting Ron Jeremy mixed up with Big Ron Atkinson the soccer pundit !!! I chirped back at the telly saying that Ron Jeremy had certainly scored more times than Ron Atkinson!
I’m looking forward to future instalments, I mean with the likes of mature babes like Cicciolina (yes Mr Jeremy has had it away with her in porn films) and the gorgeous Charlene Tilton who was a childhood crush of mine. Lionel Blair’s facial expressions make me giggle and Flava Flav is gonna be very amusing – I can’t wait to get back on the farm!
So with a sterling line up of class acts and the odd non descript I sat ensconced in front of my telly and let events unfold, watching them ask who each other were! The first item that tickled me was shortly after black rappers entrance, as he was chatting to the other celeb’s there was a freeze frame and the presenter said ‘if Flava Flav wasn’t black he’d be Jimmy Saville! After that comic gem I keeled up at Flava Flav’s remark to Emma B and Emma Noble about it being the ‘Emmy awards’ as he drooled over the models parading before his lecherous eyes. Later in the show the camera followed keith Harris as he put his ventriloquists doll ‘Orville’ to bed and remarked the Flava Flav had just flew in but hadn’t used a plane! Next the camera lingered on Keith Harris outside talking to non entity Dave Morgan. Harris remarked about getting Ron Jeremy mixed up with Big Ron Atkinson the soccer pundit !!! I chirped back at the telly saying that Ron Jeremy had certainly scored more times than Ron Atkinson!
I’m looking forward to future instalments, I mean with the likes of mature babes like Cicciolina (yes Mr Jeremy has had it away with her in porn films) and the gorgeous Charlene Tilton who was a childhood crush of mine. Lionel Blair’s facial expressions make me giggle and Flava Flav is gonna be very amusing – I can’t wait to get back on the farm!
3 comments:
read a book, flick through a porn mag.. don't do reality tv.
no wonder you like quentin t....
Really do not get the attraction of reality TV. The only two people I recognise are Lionel and Keith Harris - makes me sound quite sad.
Did catch a glimpse of the Grange Hill thing (that presenter got right on my nerves). Traumatised to remember that I once fancied Zammo. How? Why?
Used to spot members of the cast in Romford on a Saturday morning - Roly was ALWAYS eating when spotted on the market.
Yep ems that presenter was a bit overkill on the Grange Hill thing, no wonder alot didn't bother.
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