With celebrity love islands figures dropping a whopping 6 million to just over a million it’s a good job we’ve got ‘The Farm’ on channel 5 to keep the reality tv boat afloat. Last night having been forced to sleep in a barn for 24 hours Lionel, fireman ‘nobody’ Dave and the hyper Flavor Flav got revenge by having a chance to vote for someone of their choice and be excluded from the vote them selves. Admirably they picked ex depressive and geriatric puppet wielding Keith Harris who is surely not hoodwinking viewers with his ‘Mr Nice Guy act’. Then the psychology kicked in as Flavor Flav was the sacrificial lamb to break the news to the rest, a point to note was the villainous Lionel Blair and Fireman Dave shrinking into the shadows. Later in the farm yard both Lionel and Fireman Dave added fuel to the fire by trying to distance themselves from each other whilst gossiping about all and sundry and fanning flames of discontentment amongst the group. If was Fireman nobody, the squealer of his ex to the tabloid press that was keen to incite the others with his elaborations – once a snitch always a snitch and it’s evident Fireman (hang on – partially trained fireman) craves some sort of place in the celeb pathos. Later Keith nominated Charlene (ah my beloved) to join him in the public nominations – surely he has made a clinical error as Mr Irritating Harris and the pouting Orville will soon exit stage left – I implore you to vote him! (if you don't I'll send him around to your house to do a private performance!)
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