Celebrity Big Brother is back and I am of course in raptures! (Sad character that I am!)
A veritable cornucopia of C list celebrities this year all vying to make themselves look like complete idiots. I sat giggling at jaded film director Ken Russell’s entrance, as he wobbled down the aisle to meet Davina gurgling ‘I’m singing in the rain’ – cringe telly at its very best. Of course there are the usual none entities in there such as failed beauty queen and footballer shagger Danielle Lloyd and Jo from past none entity band S Club 7.
But then there’s Cleo Rocos……… drool, yes kinky 80’s babe Cleo Rocos from The Kenny Everett show. She looked hot back then; she still gives me a shiver now.
There’s also the awesomely beautiful Shilpa Shetty of Bollywood fame, Indian women always look amazing but Shilpa is a real jewel among them.
So who else is in the Big Brother house?
Punk singer Donny Tourettes of Towers of London, widely regarded as one of the biggest pricks in punk/indie music. Acidic Sun Journalist Carole Malone. Cigar puffing Dirk Benedict of A Team fame. Jackson Five singer Jermaine Jackson and talking of singers there’s my friend Pats favourite singer Leo Sayer (thanks for the Leo link Pat!). Now I don’t know the exact details but Pat met Leo some time ago in Coffee Cake and Kink in Covent Garden in London and it all remains pretty clandestine.
Oh yes and there’s ‘H’ from forgettable manufactured 90’s band ‘Steps’, well there had to be one token irritating Welshman in there I guess!
Let the madness Begin!
A veritable cornucopia of C list celebrities this year all vying to make themselves look like complete idiots. I sat giggling at jaded film director Ken Russell’s entrance, as he wobbled down the aisle to meet Davina gurgling ‘I’m singing in the rain’ – cringe telly at its very best. Of course there are the usual none entities in there such as failed beauty queen and footballer shagger Danielle Lloyd and Jo from past none entity band S Club 7.
But then there’s Cleo Rocos……… drool, yes kinky 80’s babe Cleo Rocos from The Kenny Everett show. She looked hot back then; she still gives me a shiver now.
There’s also the awesomely beautiful Shilpa Shetty of Bollywood fame, Indian women always look amazing but Shilpa is a real jewel among them.
So who else is in the Big Brother house?
Punk singer Donny Tourettes of Towers of London, widely regarded as one of the biggest pricks in punk/indie music. Acidic Sun Journalist Carole Malone. Cigar puffing Dirk Benedict of A Team fame. Jackson Five singer Jermaine Jackson and talking of singers there’s my friend Pats favourite singer Leo Sayer (thanks for the Leo link Pat!). Now I don’t know the exact details but Pat met Leo some time ago in Coffee Cake and Kink in Covent Garden in London and it all remains pretty clandestine.
Oh yes and there’s ‘H’ from forgettable manufactured 90’s band ‘Steps’, well there had to be one token irritating Welshman in there I guess!
Let the madness Begin!
Here's a photo of the gorgeous Shilpa Shetty.
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