Friday, January 06, 2006

Batty


According to press reports Dita Von Teese the long time girlfriend of Marylin Manson is planning a very different birthday party for him. We aren’t talking cakes here, we are talking cauldrons and bats, real bats flapping about that is!

I love Manson and his music but what about the poor bats, according to the article I read his loud music will blare out from speakers, the thing is don’t bats rely on sound to navigate as they can hardly see? The poor little buggers will be wondering what is happening!

Please Marylin, I implore you - have the party but forget the real bats, stick to plastic ones!

1 comment:

pat said...

the bats, like me, would target the luminous beauty of dita.
hubba hubba.